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Caso
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November 7, 2004 - 6:14 pm
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This is very interesting:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%..

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If :

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and knowledge will get you close, And,

Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

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November 7, 2004 - 6:18 pm
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hahah, gott e de 😀

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November 7, 2004 - 6:22 pm
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haha, så sant så sant.

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November 7, 2004 - 6:25 pm
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Störtskön!

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November 7, 2004 - 6:28 pm
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cool
slicka uppåt och sparka neråt som sagt.

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November 7, 2004 - 6:31 pm
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hahah, å tänk va sant det kan vara .. hm

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November 7, 2004 - 6:39 pm
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Grabben uppnår sannerligen 103% med sin post 😉

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November 7, 2004 - 6:40 pm
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hehe, roligaste jag läst på intarwebben på... säkert flera timmar!

edit: jag tror itne den stämmer...

FUCKING THE BOSSES WIFE ger typ... flea hundra procent eller nåt

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November 7, 2004 - 7:20 pm
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Så rolig var den väl inte. Ett ord med många bokstäver ger högre % helt enkelt.

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November 7, 2004 - 7:30 pm
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keffing, skön avatar haha 🙂

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keffing wrote: hehe, roligaste jag läst på intarwebben på... säkert flera timmar!

edit: jag tror itne den stämmer...

FUCKING THE BOSSES WIFE ger typ... flea hundra procent eller nåt

Kanske inte så många procent hos chefen, men hans fru kan säkert ge dig några hundra procent. 😛

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November 7, 2004 - 8:32 pm
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maaan i've never seen this much BS before!

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Lite humor var det.

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Små bra iaf..

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man lär då man lever

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haha, någon måste haft en tråkig lektion någon gång :P.

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