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Jo, den har varit uppe förut, men som sagt är den riktigt skön 😀

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

Va f.... !
Va snackar de för skit om AMD egentligen?!
Vilka/vem har skrivit detta, och vilka idioter tror på detta skräpet?!!!?!

AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. :)R

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. :)R

CasO wrote: varit uppe tidigare...(lol tom med samma namn på topicen)....

[quote=Black_light]Va f.... !
Va snackar de för skit om AMD egentligen?!
Vilka/vem har skrivit detta, och vilka idioter tror på detta skräpet?!!!?!

Det är ett skämt, get it? andas aight...

ah, ok, för mycket riesen blir man agressiv av kanske, får byta vana nu.

Vadå? visste ni inte att AMD var plagiat på Intel? Trodde jag alla visste ! 🙄

edit : isåfall ett jävligt dåligt ett med tanke på att skiten brinner upp vid överhettning :)R

ilg@dd wrote: [quote=Nomic]Vadå? visste ni inte att AMD var plagiat på Intel? Trodde jag alla visste ! 🙄

edit : isåfall ett jävligt dåligt ett med tanke på att skiten brinner upp vid överhettning :)R

Nämn något som inte brinner upp vid överhettning..

Människor, vi dör istället.

Black_light wrote: Va f.... !
Va snackar de för skit om AMD egentligen?!
Vilka/vem har skrivit detta, och vilka idioter tror på detta skräpet?!!!?!

Joking with me ajjt?