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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry to the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release (from Mr. Welch himself), stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

Your car would crash twice a day for no reason whatsoever.

You would have to buy a new car every time they repainted the lines on the road.

Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car98" or "Car NT." But then you would have to buy more seats.

Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

The oil, water, temperature, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.

New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before going off.

Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps from Rand McNally (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

Every time GM introduced a new model car, buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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October 29, 2003 - 4:26 pm
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hahah fan va bra laugh

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October 29, 2003 - 4:27 pm
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Haha lol! Helt underbart! =) Är detta seriöst eller är det ploj? =)

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Va? Publicerade de verkligen detta? Detta är ju guld laugh

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har hört den innan men i en annan version bill gates sa på mässan att om gm hade utvecklat sina bilar lika snabbt som datorn har utvecklats så skulle bilarna idag flyga. . . . . . . . . .då svarade direktören på gm at då tror jag nog inte kunderna hade accepterat frekventa kraschar o den e alltid lika kul att dra på lan 😀

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Hahahah fan va skön! 🙂

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Mycket bra ändå om han nu sagt det eller ej kvittar. laugh

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skön, men dock så gammal.. 🙂

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jag har lite svårt att tro att bill skulle stå kvar och lyssna så länge, eller att han andra snubben skulle komma på allt det där på ett bräde, men en kortare variant kan väl mycket väl vara sann

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October 29, 2003 - 8:55 pm
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Öwall wrote: jag har lite svårt att tro att bill skulle stå kvar och lyssna så länge, eller att han andra snubben skulle komma på allt det där på ett bräde, men en kortare variant kan väl mycket väl vara sann

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
Alltså så stod inte nån GM gubbe å rabbla det rätt upp och ner, om det nu är sant.

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October 29, 2003 - 9:33 pm
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Skulle gärna vilja läsa press releasen från GM:s hemsida, har sett många olika versioner av den. Den lär väl ha blivit förvrängd på vägen....

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October 29, 2003 - 9:36 pm
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Ja det verkar vara en väldigt överdriven vandringssägen!

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Ja ni vekar ha rätt.. Har fått komentar som " Det där måste ju vara det äldsta spammet på internet.."

men jekligt roligt var det iallafall wink

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hahaha, riktigt sköj faktiskt

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October 30, 2003 - 7:21 pm
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The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before going off.

den e ju den bästa

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