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March 20, 2003
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
September 13, 2002
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HAHAHA
September 4, 2002
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Mwahahahaha!
Den var ganska rolig 😀
January 13, 2003
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Hhahhahahahahahahaa
January 4, 2001
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gahahaha.... den var riktigt bra.. 🙂
June 2, 2003
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den va kuling ge mera!! 😀
March 20, 2003
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Every Saturday morning he's going fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies.................
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"
March 20, 2003
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I was out walking around in in the desert, and saw a group of guys castrating camels. The way they did this was to back the camels up to a guy holding two bricks. The guy holding the bricks would then smash the camel's balls between them. After recovering from the sympathetic pain in my own crotch, I walked over to the guy holding the bricks. I asked him, "Shit, man, doesn't that hurt?!" He said, "Not really, as long as you keep your thumbs out of the way."
March 20, 2003
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A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
September 13, 2002
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gaahhahaaaa
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"
July 9, 2003
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den var ju skit tråkig......
June 17, 2002
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HAHA.. FAn vad bra allihopa var.. fasst jag diggar den första mest...=)
April 14, 2002
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De två första var skit roliga de andra två sög faktiskt 🙂
April 2, 2003
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smärta
June 28, 2001
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June 30, 2001
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De två första var bäst [Image Can Not Be Found]
June 25, 2003
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Dom va sköna 😀 :worshipp:
August 20, 2001
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Hahaha 😉
May 19, 2003
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Haha!! 
Pim_ wrote: A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
February 21, 2003
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Pim_ wrote: The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
säger bara att den var bäst 😉
ni som har familj vet varför 😉 haha
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