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June 30, 2003
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Alla var bra men bäst var helt klart den första!
March 20, 2003
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A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
March 20, 2003
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An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess."
"It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors."
"You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
March 20, 2003
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It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
July 9, 2003
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he he he.... 🙂
September 13, 2002
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Pim_ wrote: It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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gaaahahaaaaaaa
September 4, 2002
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Men Pim_ då :)!
Den sista har du säkert knyckt ur ditt eget liv 😀
April 14, 2002
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Av de nya var den första och andra bäst 😉
March 20, 2003
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Beex wrote: Men Pim_ då :)!
Den sista har du säkert knyckt ur ditt eget liv 😀
Om det vore så väl skulle jag skratta mig lycklig 😉
May 23, 2001
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Pim_ wrote: An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess."
"It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors."
"You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
Den och de två första var helt klart bäst! 🙂
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