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May 1, 2005
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MrWeizel wrote: Vi verkar ha rätt lika filmsmak och humor, dreamweaver 🙂
Ja, vi får väl ta en myskväll framför TV:n jag och du och...lära känna varandra lite bättre. Men det blir inget sånt här på första dejten bara så du vet:
https://www.nordichardware.se/.....ml#1100206
😛
January 28, 2003
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dreamweaver wrote: Ja, vi får väl ta en myskväll framför TV:n jag och du och...lära känna varandra lite bättre. Men det blir inget sånt här på första dejten bara så du vet:
https://www.nordichardware.se/.....ml#1100206
😛
Bara det inte går som i denna tråden, så är det lugnt!
June 3, 2001
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"-Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." / John McClane alias Bruce Willis i Die Hard.
"-Welcome to the real world." Morpheus alias Laurence Fishburne i The Matrix.
"-Who is your Daddy and what does he do?" / Arnold Schwarzenegger
"-Do *not* go in there!" / Ace Ventura alias Jim Carrey
October 25, 2003
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"There is no spoon"
December 5, 2004
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"Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!"
January 11, 2002
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//Fight Club//
Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
[while narrator is on the phone]
Tyler Durden: Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of materiel possessions.
October 25, 2003
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När vi är inne på Fight Club:
Narrator: Oh, it's late. Hey, thanks for the beer.
Tyler Durden: Yeah, man.
Narrator: I should find a hotel.
Tyler Durden: [in disbelief] What?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: A hotel?
Narrator: Yeah.
Tyler Durden: Just ask, man.
Narrator: What are you talking about?
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Three pitchers of beer, and you still can't ask.
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: You call me because you need a place to stay.
Narrator: Oh, hey, no, no, no, I didn't mean...
Tyler Durden: Yes, you did. So just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask.
Narrator: Would - would that be a problem?
Tyler Durden: Is it a problem for you to ask?
Narrator: Can I stay at your place?
Tyler Durden: Yeah.
December 15, 2002
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-Vad säger du till min son?
- Tyst! Jävla mysproggare... Gå hem och föd barn med dig.
Så jävla skönt citat.
Ett till, från samma film.
Tony: "Den här är schysst." (Visar en bild)
Jocke: "Woshh... Sicken jävla UZZI."
Tony: "Råschysst UZZI. Jag köpte den av en sigge, sen sköt vi fiskmåsar med den. Snacka om fjäderregn"
Alla citaten är från Sökarna... Stenhård rulle om kickerskulturen i sthlm på 80- och 90-talet. 😉
August 20, 2001
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Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
Ja vet ni inte vilken film det är så...
September 3, 2001
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-Revenge is a dish best served cold - Kill Bill Vol. 1
-Thats a fucking antiaicraftgun vincent! - Snatch.
-Jag har dödat Hanne.
(paus)
-Vart ligger hon?
-I vardagsrummet... och i köket. (I kina käkar dom hundar)
Put a leach on her Turkish! -Snatch.
July 18, 2003
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"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." - The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage." - Jimmie, Pulp Fiction
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IBM Thinkpad T60
"Man slutar inte att leka för att man blir gammal, man blir gammal när man slutar att leka"
July 18, 2003
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"Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.
Willie: That's right. I forgot to take my pill.
Bob Chipeska: It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...
Willie: Fornicate?
Bob Chipeska: Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?
Willie: Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. "
Bad Santa
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IBM Thinkpad T60
"Man slutar inte att leka för att man blir gammal, man blir gammal när man slutar att leka"
November 26, 2002
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"Jesus Christ... stop me if you've heared this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks: 'Can you put me up for the night?'"
"It seems our friend T-Bird won't be joining us this evening — on account of a slight case of death..."
"I know you. I knew I knew you. But you can't be you, we put you through the window. There ain't no comin' back. This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back. THERE AIN'T NO COMING BACK!"
Alla från "The Crow"
Och sen en jag skulle vilja se, som jag läste i en tidning för några år sen:
Pojke: Vorsicht vati, VORSICHT!!!!
Arnie: Hasta la vista, junge.
Arnold Achwarzenegger som Willhelm Tell när han ska skjuta ett äpple på sin sons huvud :bgrin:
November 27, 2003
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I love the smell of napalm in the mornin 😎
//Andreas
June 3, 2001
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I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you. / White Goodman i Dodgeball.
I love the smell of queef in the morning. / Patches O'Houlihan i Dodgeball.
Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America". / Spottswoode i Team America
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Ett fyllo i Team America
Surprise, cockfags! / Chris i Team America
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January 28, 2003
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Delph1 wrote: I love the smell of napalm in the mornin 😎
//Andreas
Enda jag gillade med den filmen 😛
Eller, det var rätt grymt när de flyger in till tonerna av Wagner (?) också.
Gueno; han säger "Surprise, cockbags", för fasen 😛
November 27, 2003
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MrWeizel wrote: [quote=Delph1]I love the smell of napalm in the mornin 😎
//Andreas
Enda jag gillade med den filmen 😛
Eller, det var rätt grymt när de flyger in till tonerna av Wagner (?) också.
Gueno; han säger "Surprise, cockbags", för fasen 😛
Wagners Ride of the Valkyries 😉
//Andreas
September 20, 2001
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DiDi wrote: Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!Ja vet ni inte vilken film det är så...
hnnng, goooglade den
January 20, 2002
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Jimmy Dix: It ain't right.
Joe Hallenbeck: No, it ain't right.
[sighs]
Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
Jimmy Dix: You ever watch "Soul Train"?
Joe Hallenbeck: Shut the fuck up.
En av mina favoritfilmer; The last boyscout.
November 27, 2003
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Cezar wrote:
Jimmy Dix: It ain't right.
Joe Hallenbeck: No, it ain't right.
[sighs] Joe Hallenbeck: This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Jimmy Dix: Danger's my middle name.
Joe Hallenbeck: Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
Jimmy Dix: You ever watch "Soul Train"?
Joe Hallenbeck: Shut the fuck up.
En av mina favoritfilmer; The last boyscout.
När han dansar i slutet är så klockrent 😀
//Andreas
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