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I was at 7-11 today and this girls comes up and talks to me and stuff (dont ask me to define stuff)
except for the boobies she was wrong in every possible way for me..
after a while when she says "I'll give you my number so we can meet up again"
then I said "No, that wont be necessary, I wouldnt call you anyway"
lol
that kinda ticked her off I guess, cause then she said something like
"what kinda moron are you? cant you tell when someone's flirting with you?!?"
I grinned and replied "what kinda moron are you who cant tell when you're being dissed?"
that's one of them moments you just cant help feeling proud of..

:pray: :pidu: :hb:

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%

😀

Denna är banne mig skönast:

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

C:>ping god
Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again.
it's true, god doesn't exist
maybe he's just having DNS problems

#104383 +(1573)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

hehe fett skön kille 😀

Hehe... faen vilka sköna killar det finns på irc!

#152737 +(957)- [X]

Your pretty funny
I don't remember you.. but thanx
Wanna cyber?
OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
Who are you?
I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
Haha! OK
Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
I want everything, baby!
Is this a delivery?
Umm...Yes
So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

Jdogg, I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
You can't hurry good pizza.
I'm on my way now though

So you're at my front door now.
How did you know?
I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
So you're still in the bathroom?
Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
wtf?
You perverted piece of shiat
Fuk

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