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April 10, 2003
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This is the situation....there's a beautiful princess trapped in a
castle watched by a dragon......
here's the end of the story with different styles of m= etalheads as
knights.....
POWER METAL:
the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest
THRASH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
f**ks her.........easy...than drinks a beer
HEAVY METAL:
the protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and f**ks the princess
FOLK METAL:
the protagonist arrives with some friends playing acor= deons, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep
(because of all the dancing)...then all leave....without the princess
SPEED METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a blur, starts running around the dragon so
fast that it breaks its neck from trying to see him, then runs all
over the castle, climbing each staircase three times, screwing the
princess at the record speed and disappears before she even realises
what's happening
VIKING METAL:
the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals
her belongings and burns the castle before leaving
DEATH METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and
kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
the protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in front of the castle.....then sodomises the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the princess
next to the dragon
GORE METAL:
the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kil= ls her....then he f**ks
the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.....then he
f**ks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it
for the last time
DOOM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits
suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as
dessert...that's the end of the sad story
PROGRESIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26
minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
technics and tunes he learned in the last year = of the
conservatory...the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL"=
protagonist
GLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearence and
let him enter.....he steals the princess make-up and tries to paint
the castle in a beautiful pink colour
November 27, 2003
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Tyrfing wrote: PROGRESIVE METAL:
the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26
minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
technics and tunes he learned in the last year = of the
conservatory...the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL"=
protagonistGLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearence and
let him enter.....he steals the princess make-up and tries to paint
the castle in a beautiful pink colour
:)R :)R :)R :)R :)R :)R
//Andreas
July 4, 2003
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Hahaha, Fan vad Sköna xD
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August 7, 2001
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haha gillade speed metal och progressive metal 😀
July 4, 2003
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Haha bra 
Progresive och Speed var mina favoriter :)R
September 28, 2003
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😆
May 7, 2004
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Haha, skönast idag. 😀
February 22, 2003
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hahaha fan va sköna 🙂
July 18, 2003
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Hehe
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July 13, 2002
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Tyrfing wrote:
FOLK METAL:the protagonist arrives with some friends playing acor= deons, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep
(because of all the dancing)...then all leave....without the princessDOOM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits
suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as
dessert...that's the end of the sad storyGLAM METAL:
the protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearence and
let him enter.....he steals the princess make-up and tries to paint
the castle in a beautiful pink colour
HAHAHA!! :)R :)R :)R
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