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March 4, 2002
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Hehe,
Jag fick en sjuk liten uppgift av min engelskalärare, jag ska berätta ett skämt på engelska. Då tänkte jag, hm "blir väl lätt det". Men ack så fel jag hade, har suttit här i två timmar utan att hitta något kort och bra skämt, så hjälp mig någon :D.
May 21, 2002
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"My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself".
tycker jag är skitrolig.
August 11, 2002
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bloodman wrote: "My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself".
tycker jag är skitrolig.
haha,
kör med Isaac my brother, sammanhanget får du hitta på själv
February 1, 2003
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Snodde en kortis från http://www.jokes.com
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
February 1, 2003
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hittade en ännu värre 🙂
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
February 21, 2003
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Du får översätta själv 
Hur många hjärnceller har en kvinna?
Svar:
Fyra. En för varje spisplatta.
Älskar att dra den för feminister 
December 24, 2002
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two tomatos were crossing the road when a car came and smashed one of them, and the otherone said: catch up!
October 28, 2002
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A *nationality* and a *nationality* is out riding a car, but who is the driver?
-The police.
Nationaliteter kan bytas ut mot t ex norrmän mm beroende vad du anser lämpligt och vilka nationaliteter du ogillar 😉
February 21, 2003
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Vad är det som är blått och vitt och talar 42 språk?
Svar:
8:ans spårvagn till Angered
January 23, 2002
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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.
Min engelskalärare i högstadiet drog den för oss och han var engelsman och sa att det är ett av de bästa skämten i england.
September 18, 2003
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bloodman wrote: "My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself".
tycker jag är skitrolig.
grymt bra. 😀
February 22, 2003
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Ogrebeast wrote: Vad är det som är blått och vitt och talar 42 språk?
Svar:
8:ans spårvagn till Angered
June 9, 2003
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Nån av er såg säkert på Hollowman, där drog de ett grymt roligt skämt, minns inte hela, men iaf...
Superman flies through the sky, and suddenly he seis the catwoman laying on the roof naked with her pussy and tits just bumping up inte the air. And he cant fight back the temptations, so he thinks
"Hmm, I am Superman, I can just fuck her Superfast, with the speed of light, and she wont notice it".
And he flies down, fucks her really fast, and flies away.
Then the Catwoman says:
"Uuuh, what was that?"
And the invisibalman answers:
"I dont know, but I just felt something going in and out in my ass".
December 4, 2002
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Har en gåta... de orden inom () kan ja inte just nu *trött*
Gåta:
Whats the (likheten) to american beer and having sex in a (kanot)??...
Svar:
It's fucking close to water!
February 11, 2003
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Vampis wrote:
Gåta:
Whats the (likheten) to american beer and having sex in a (kanot)??...
Svar:
It's fucking close to water!
Vampis har tydligen också sett Monty Phyton...
(obs, signaturen)
April 15, 2001
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Pim_ wrote: A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
September 11, 2002
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jonte_power wrote: two tomatos were crossing the road when a car came and smashed one of them, and the otherone said: catch up!
Det roliga med det där skämtet är ju att den svenska översättningen inte stämmer över huvud taget!
"Kom nu ketchup så går vi.." vilket antiklimax haha!
Jag visste inte ens att skämtet var på engelska från början förrän jag var i Tjeckien 1999 och såg Pulp Fiction textad på tjeckiska. Eftersom jag verkligen lyssnade på allt de sa och inte kunde fuskläsa undertexterna så dök det upp ett ljus för mig när de drog skämtet 🙂
Det lustiga är att jag alltid har trott att jag var dum som inte fattade den svenska versionen av skämtet, men då förstod jag att det svenska skämtet verkligen är astråkigt, och att det är den engelska varianten som det roliga finns 🙂
March 1, 2003
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Eddie Murphy - Delirious:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says:
"Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit says: "no".
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
June 30, 2001
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bloodman wrote: "My brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself".
tycker jag är skitrolig.
Den där röstar jag för. Kort och bra så man slipper stå och skämmas framför alla.
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