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MrWeizel
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October 14, 2003 - 1:12 pm
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how do you get four fags to sit on the same chair?

turn it upsidedown!!

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Ogrebeast wrote: Vad är det som är blått och vitt och talar 42 språk?
Svar:
8:ans spårvagn till Angered

haha fyfan va bra :bgrin:

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October 14, 2003 - 1:59 pm
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Hur e det han säger i "Catch me if you can"???

- Knock, Knock...
- Who's there?
- ...
- Fuck you!

Eller något sådant 😉

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DiDi wrote: Hur e det han säger i "Catch me if you can"???

- Knock, Knock...
- Who's there?
- ...
- Fuck you!

Eller något sådant 😉

Who's there?
- Go fuck your self 😀

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Pim_ wrote: A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

Hehe, hur skön som helst 🙂

Fredrik Håkansson
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October 14, 2003 - 7:54 pm
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Marcan- wrote: [quote=DiDi]Hur e det han säger i "Catch me if you can"???

- Knock, Knock...
- Who's there?
- ...
- Fuck you!

Eller något sådant 😉

Who's there?
- Go fuck your self 😀

Så var det ja... tack 😉

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October 16, 2003 - 12:51 am
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-What's brown and sounds like a bell ?
-Dung !

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October 16, 2003 - 9:35 am
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Ähh, skämtet i miffo är ju underbart! =)

Fråga: Varför duschar påven med badbyxor?
Svar: Han vill inte se ner på en arbetslös.

Jag ska ha en txt fil med skämt jag hittat, ska se var den är. =)

Säg detta bara:
"Tomtar är röda, smurfar är blå..
Äh, skitsamma jag älskar dig ändå!!"

Måste posta min txt fil sen tror jag. Mycket roligt i den. =)

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