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A Chinese restaurant owner gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she hides naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My dalling" he says, "I know dis yo filst time and you velly, velly flighten.
I plomise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything, just anything you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently - and eagerly - for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure:

"I want... numba 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him:

"You want... Beef wif Bloccoli?"
:)R