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-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

-If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

-Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

-Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

-Why do bullies always ask "what?s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

-Do stairs go up or down?

-When people say, "I?m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

-Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

-Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

-Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

-Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

-When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

-If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

-Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

-Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

-"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

-Are marbles made of marble?

-Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

-If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

-Can you get cornered in a round room?

-Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

-In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

-How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

-Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

-Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

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