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My friend Brad had a cat and the cats shit box was in the bathroom. Every morning i rode to school with Brad, I would go into his bathroom and take a shit or piss or whatever... So I decided to take the cat poop scooper and flush the kitty bombs. I did this for several days. Brad started to get worried that his cat never took a shit. I talked him into taking it to the vet. The vet gave the cat a kitty laxative. The next day I took a shit in his cat box and flushed the cat turd....You should have heard the phone call I got.
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one time my friend was walking through the adult bookstore and just happened to come across a 6 foot inflatable penis. well, after telling us about we decided that we just had to buy it and use it for some mischief. we ended up filling it with helium and rigging it up with some weight, f-ns and a remote control and flying it around school like a dirigible. you shoulda seen the faces of the people when they saw the big flying penis! heheheh, never got caught either...