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January 17, 2002
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Nu e jag på skratthumör igen 
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A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He grabs a seat and hunches over. The bartender leans over, sayin "What can I get'ya". The man orders a beer. As the bartender gives him the beer he asks him why he's in such a mood. The man replies saying " Lawyers are assholes man." Suddenly, a man in the back stood up. "HEY BUDDY, I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!" The man sitting down scowels and says "What are you a lawyer?" The man replies "NO, IM AN ASSHOLE".
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A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.
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Miljöskadevarning:
Film 1
Film 2
Film 3 Gammal men go 
Film 4
Roliga filmer:
Film 1 Gammal men go 2
Film 2 The metal cat!
Länkar:
Msyko patent
Korv Brunovich...
Potter är farlig...
Bilder:
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15 år av pulver...
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March 1, 2004
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Nice
May 1, 2003
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Gött med lite ihopplockat så här =)
Lite gott och blandet!
September 7, 2003
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skönt att slippa leta själv ...
January 12, 2004
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:pray: 
Har inte sett filmerna än, men historierna var underbara.... :bgrin:
January 23, 2002
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Haha.
Reanult med husvagnen är ju bäst.
April 23, 2003
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det var ju lite uppmuntrande 
Fast. Den med tjejen som knarkade, den är ju inte rolig.. den är ju bara hemsk.. den satt dessutom faktiskt uppe på väggen i våran skola..
August 16, 2002
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finns en ännu skabbigare bild på en annan tjej... fy fan va den är skabbig, hon ser typ ut som 80 fast hon är 36
August 11, 2002
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haha, katten
August 11, 2002
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January 23, 2002
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coalan wrote: http://www.wise-instagibbers.n.....uex-drunk/ hm,
Haha, så ful han den var.
February 16, 2004
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Jag får dra en jag med One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night".
So he says "ok" and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts laughing and the bartender gives him free drinks for the rest of the night.
The next night the same guy comes back in and the bartender says "if you can make that horse over there cry i will give you free drinks for the rest of the night.
So he walks over there and does something and the horse starts crying, and the bartender gives him free drinks. Then the bartender asks what the man did to make the horse laugh and what he did to make him cry.
The man says "To make him laugh I told him I had a bigger dick than he does and to make him cry I showed him".
July 10, 2003
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haha, bilen var ju hur cool som helst
August 11, 2002
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Steel wrote: [quote=coalan]http://www.wise-instagibbers.net/cluex-drunk/ hm,
Haha, så ful han den var.
så mixa inte alkohol med gräs när ni åker till Holland :O
Då kan ni bli som han ;P en av de bästa Instagib spelarna
October 16, 2003
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hehe, det finns många filmer på ebaums som e roliga asså!
July 13, 2002
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Haha, surfade lite på ebaums å hittade "my famliy photos" (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/family.html ). Massa bilder på retards dvs. Och vem hittar man inte en bild på om inte våran egna buskis kändis
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July 13, 2002
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dir.....dtest.html
Haha, tog mig faen 10s att hitta en, å det var efter jag läst texten under.
December 18, 2001
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Elias667 wrote: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dir.....dtest.html
Haha, tog mig faen 10s att hitta en, å det var efter jag läst texten under.
haha tog mig typ 2 minuter att hitta dom efter att ha läst texten under =)
October 16, 2003
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Zyrus wrote: [quote=Elias667]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dirtymindtest.html
Haha, tog mig faen 10s att hitta en, å det var efter jag läst texten under.
haha tog mig typ 2 minuter att hitta dom efter att ha läst texten under =)
vid första ögonkastet :cy: :bgrin:
